Dirty coffee — cold brew over ice with coconut cream swirling through in marbled clouds

Zero-proof recipe

Dirty Coffee

Updated · by Luke, bartender

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Prep time 3 min
Skill level Easy
Glassware Tall clear glass
Alcohol < 0.5% ABV

The recipe

Serves

Ingredients

Glass Tall clear glass

Method

  1. Fill a tall glass with ice.
  2. Pour in the cold brew concentrate.
  3. Add the syrup and stir once to combine with the coffee.
  4. Pour the cream slowly over the back of a spoon so it cascades and marbles through the coffee.
  5. Finish with a pinch of sea salt if you like. Serve with a straw; stir before drinking.

"Dirty soda walked so dirty coffee could run."

At a Glance

Vibe Creamy · Indulgent · Shareable
Strength < 0.5% ABV · ~150 mg caffeine
Best For Afternoon treats · Weekend coffees · Sweet tooths
Skill Level Easy

Flavour Profile

Cold-brew depth up front, then the cream and coconut roll in — sweet, smooth, dessert-adjacent — with a saline snap at the end if you added the salt. Indulgent without being sickly.


Flavour profile
Coffee
75%
Creamy
80%
Sweet
65%
Coconut
55%
Indulgent
80%

Variations

Variation Twist
Vanilla Dirty Coffee Vanilla syrup instead of coconut — the classic lean
Caramel Dirty Coffee Caramel syrup + a caramel drizzle
Salted Dirty Coffee Double the salt — the salted-caramel register
Horchata Dirty Coffee Cinnamon + a splash of horchata for the cream
Mocha Dirty Coffee A spoon of chocolate syrup in the cold brew

What to serve with it

  • Food: Cinnamon rolls, brownies, banana bread, salted-caramel anything
  • Occasion: The afternoon treat, weekend slow mornings, dessert-instead
  • Music vibe: Warm, lazy playlists — this is a sitting-down drink

Quick-reference card

Dirty Coffee · Built · Tall glass 180 ml cold brew · 30 ml coconut syrup · 30 ml coconut cream swirled on top · pinch of salt Creamy · indulgent · the marbled pour that does numbers

Glassware & presentation

Glass: Tall clear glass, to show the swirl Serve: Over plenty of ice Temperature: Ice cold throughout Garnish: The cream swirl is the garnish; salt optional


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